For the mamas who run on caffeine, chaos, and sarcasm — this “Feral Housewife Society: Suburban Survivalist” tee is your new uniform.

Featuring a skull coffee mug design with the perfect dose of sass, this soft-washed Comfort Colors tee delivers the cozy, lived-in feel we all love. Perfect for true crime binges, soccer practice drop-offs, or surviving another PTA email, this shirt says what we’re all thinking — we’re just out here thriving on caffeine and sarcasm.